Snow job

We awoke to yet another blanked out landscape, and it came down all day long. Cold, colder, and starting to blow, so it wasn't all that much of a wonderland to walk around in. The young ones manning the local hardware store, called Tweedy and Popp's, were in some kind of animated discussion when I brought my mom's watch in to see if they could force the back on it after the battery had been replaced at the drugstore, wher they couldn't get it back together. As the doorbell rang constantly and people piled into the place, the intrepid clerks managed to smoosh the watch back together while debating the origins and nature of various abominable snowman tropes. When they appealed to me for some kind of answer, I asked them if they did know the legendary creatures weren't real. That seemed to be beside the point, and they continued as I left.
Beloved son put knobby tires on his bike, and rode off into the freezing night to meet with other biking buddies. Hope they stayed off the big hills.