Turkey lurky

The smallest turkey I could find was about nine pounds, so that's what we cooked, complete with homemade bread and cornbread stuffing, cranberries, and a few other items. No dessert, although I had purchased a can of whipping cream just in case. You never know when you might need to spray some into your mouth, or onto your morning espresso...
Separate holiday wishes arrived in text form from dear offspring and his dear ex-girlfriend; my heart may be aching more than his over this divide. So it goes.