A day to appreciate the woman who borned you

What, just one day for this? Come on, this is truly important work we've done here! Birthin' babies; problem, though, when they grow up to be greedy dishonest bastards.
Swell day for a long walk to a kayak outfitter down along the shore of Lake Washington. While beloved spouse was trying on a dry suit, I was thumbing through paddling guides and admiring lightwieght paddles with ergonomically shaped shafts. The guys running the place had on some local rock station, palying more ads than music. One advert featured a young woman's voice bleating,"Well, I'm going to Canada for cheap drugs and mounties!" No idea what they were pushing.
A fine family dinner was had by our household, and my request for a couple of "Lost" episodes was honored. We figured the producers killed off two of the female characters because in their real lives, they'd both been nabbed DUI and speeding. Their storyline seems to be one they're winging as they go along. It beats fretting over politics once in awhile.