Saturday, February 17, 2007

Dare we hope?

Naw. The sunny spot only lasted for the late morning and half the afternoon, but it was enough time for a good walk with my mom, as well as an outing with my friend, her two chihuahuas, and their darling little neutered scrotums. We trotted merrily around Green Lake, and the Ferrari Brothers enthusiastically sniffed and judged as many other dog scrotums as they possibly could. Occasionally the aggressive demeanor of another usually much larger dog would set off the younger smaller chihuahua's sense of macho honor, at which point he would bark furiously and protest that his tiny deflated dog scrotum was still as powerful as that part mastiff, part pitbull's enormous dog scrotum. We had a lovely scrotum-airing outing.
The rains returned at sundown.
Say it fast, at least three times: Dogscrotumdogscrotumdogscrotum!

8 Comments:

Blogger FriĆ°vin said...

I hereby declare this "National Scrotum Day."

12:30 PM  
Blogger isabelita said...

That's a swell idea! Let the bells ring and the balls swing, kona!

2:15 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Well, you could always uproot and move south, but then you would miss out on the lovely emerald bays up there.

I can hear the peel of the swinging balls from here.

5:05 PM  
Blogger isabelita said...

'spike - Naw, when the global warming really kicks in, we shall be in clover. Well, perhaps moss...

5:36 PM  
Blogger JS said...

Librarians who would censor books for any reason would make a nice stew. Damn it all.

8:22 PM  
Blogger robin andrea said...

I appreciate your support for scrotums! We have seal scrotums on our blog today. Everyday is scrotum day for some!

7:14 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Isa,
You may be right about the clover with the warming trend....I hope you live on higher ground lest you need a new house boat for your property.

4:23 PM  
Blogger Phil said...

My brother told once of being on a basketball team, and one of the players on the opposing team was named Pietryczak. My brother said he heard the guy's teammates calling him "scrotie".

10:10 PM  

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