Maybe a bit TOO easy...

Seems there was an antiquated hook up fitting which prevented the timely installment of our lovely new range; the guys who came didn't ahve the right one along. They told us to call customer service and tell them we couldn't eat without the range, which is kind of a stretch, but they did promise free installation, and this evidently might speed things along. Well, at least we can go out and caress the range's shiny new surfaces. Note to others: The salesman at sears with whom we had dealings made a comment about how Sears's customer service has been going downhill since K-Mart bought them. It seemed like a very strange thing for him to say, but it has more resonance now. He's included in this slide, as far as I'm concerned.