Yet more diluvia effluvia

Building us an ark out back; the old shed ought to do nicely, it's almost floating already.
Okay climbing session with one of my dear friends; we both felt strange, achey and tired. We hoped it was not a touch of the old swine flu, but merely a reaction to humidity and revitalized molds.
How can zombies mixed with a parody of velly old English prose be so hilarious? Do peep into Pride and Prejudice and Zombies if you encounter it, and all shall be revealed.