Terrifying "lady"

Friday night's big band concert was fun, and the group played really well. There was a Brady Bunch sing along at the end, during the course of which a huge guy dressed in drag as Mrs. Brady came sashaying menacingly out upon the stage. I'd seen him out in the lobby, and he looked like he was about seven feet tall in his high heels. Astounding. We repaired to a wine bar after the show to fete our guy's participation in the event.