No green beer!

Just some delectable shamrock-shaped sugar cookies left over from our friends' dinner last night, with green frosting and sprinkles; great with morning coffee. The only other St. Paddy's Day reference we found memorable was a brief glimpse at a 1992 shlock horror flick on the Sci-Fi channel, "Leprechaun." As we watched the dumbass main female character being chased down a hall by a psychotic leprechaun in a wheelchair, I realized she was being personated by a very young-looking Jennifer Aniston. It made her role in "Friends" seem like classic theater. We switched channels before seeing how she defeated the demented green demon. Oh, we did witness the greening of the Chicago River, which was a very luridly verdant shade. And there was a nature show on a public television station that showed some sort of wild parts of Ireland, although wild in that place means it was used up centuries ago and there's nought but rocks left.
Human culture is overrated.